mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
lindsaychrist: ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
fuckyeahloldemort: i dont even use tumblr anymore tumblr uses me
verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally” denotes anticipation. “My mom” is character development: you have a mom. “Bought a toaster” is the clear...
nimrod-calci: shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green. did it make that weird ssspllffttt noise too?
people-should-all-be-onions: mydarlingangelgabriel: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE #why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
tweenking: Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Can you guys imagine what Jace and Simon would act...
Jace: Hey, hey Simon.
Jace: Simon, vampire boy
Simon: Jace, WTF do you want?
Jace: I bet my mango is bigger than yours
stylishirish: my sister showed me this and ive been laughing for like 20 minutes
yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care that’s 110 percent 20% of me doesn’t care
theshirelock: maybe i should do my homework let’s consult david tennant david tennant has spoken
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
wills-dragon-tattoo: exquisitehorror: on a scale of one to wanting to throw yourself off Blackfriars Bridge, how much did Clockwork Princess emotional destroy you wanting to drown myself like James Herondale